Goofy is the only classic Disney character who has had sex.
Mickey has nephews, Donald has nephews, Goofy has a son.
And he wasn’t adopted, he looks just like him.
Goofy……has had sex.
Goofy…..has known a woman biblically….Imagine what it must’ve looked like.
Imagine what it sounded like.These are the things I think about when I wake up in the middle of the night, drenched in sweat.
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Madam, that skirt should have died in the 90’s. (Taken with Instagram at Jamba Juice)
My desire for a houndstooth skirt is finally being met. (Taken with instagram)
My quest to find the most atrocious shirt is over! (Taken with Instagram at American Way Thrift Store)
Jeremy Renner singing New York State Of Mind on Jimmy Fallon.
I was NOT expecting THAT voice out of THAT man.
Dear Lord. Panties were never an option.
YO WAIT A SECOND SERIOUSLY
I’m sorry WHAT
I <3 Jeremy Renner. That is all.
So. Attractive.
HOLY. FUCKING. SHIT.
Oh. Oh my… oh my goodness…
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Bril
Reblog With an Irrational Fear
Butterflies
Sea Serpents
Glass display cases
Eternity
Bears
We have no bears in my country.
Paper cuts
sea mines
Mormons
Zombies. Zombies. Zombies
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Learning this dance. My legs are PAINin
yup. This is definitely my role model. :)
